We haven’t seen Whitney Port in just about forever. Is it me? Am I slowing down? No, not possible. I take a multivitamin and only drink on days named after the gods. So it must be Whitney not being around so much. I do love when we haven’t seen somebody in a while and then when we do they are clad only in a bikini so instead of having to ask them how they’re doing, we can just simple leer and examine for ourselves. Whitney seems to be doing fine.
I can’t say I’ve kept up with the going-ons of the former reality show fashion star and promoter of purses and shoes, but I do remember her lithesome bikini body well in the infinite storage locker that is my libido. Tall and long and lean and bikini. That’s a recipe for Bill’s Blessed Fruitcake for the holidays. Tastes just like chicken. Enjoy.
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