Beyoncé‘s Lemonade was only mere hours old when the Internet blew up trying to track down “Becky with the good hair,” the unfortunate woman Beyoncé references in a song supposedly calling out husband Jay Z for his infidelity. (The Internet’s opinion: “Becky” is fashion designer Rachel Roy, who also happens to be the ex-wife of Damon Dash, Jay Z‘s former business partner — and who fanned the flames with a since-deleted Instagram which contained a very shady reference to having “good hair” and scorning “drama queens.”)
But as Bey fans swarm, brandishing bee-and-lemon emojis, other famous Rachels are getting caught in the crossfire (not to mention a few famous non-Rachels, including Kim Kardashian, because the Bey-hive can’t be contained once it’s provoked).
And no Rachel has experience more of the brunt of this #lemonade-induced mania than celebrity chef and talk show host Rachael Ray, whose name is just a few letters too close to the designer’s for comfort. But as her @-mentions get murdered and fill up with lemon emojis, Ray can take one small comfort: She actually does have good hair.
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So in honor of this digital case of mistaken identity, we’d like to toast to all the times Ray lived up to the moniker accidentally bestowed upon her using — what else? — the lyrics from “Sorry,” the very song that brought us all here to begin with:
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“Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home.”
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“Today I regret the night I put that ring on.”
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“Let’s have a toast to the good life.”
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