Kelly Brook Daisy Duking Booty Curves On Melrose
Kelly Brook is back in town. My town I mean. You didn’t even have to tell me. I felt a familiar twitch in the middle of the night. Like a good kind of cramping. Some people can tell the coming change in weather with their bunions, my happy parts alert me to the presence of super big and showy Funions of the sextastic celebrity kind.
Kelly Brook reminds us that ladies who require two hands, two feet, and everything in between to contain their bodacious curves have been the true banners of feminine passion inducement through the ages. No knocks on the slender gals who also float my boat, but through the eons the busty girls with the wide hips and the jiggly parts have been especially revered as the fecund femmes of the faptastic. Kelly Brook would indeed be their queen. Or my queen if she’d simply take me up on my offer. Kelly, call me, I’ve got lots of fluffy bath sponges. Enjoy.
